Amazonian

So, if you click on the "buy this book" link at the end of my last post it takes you to Amazon.com, which I thought of as just obligatory blog content now-a-days. Not sure whether anyone even clicks on links like that, I decided to experience for myself what it might be like to purchase a product indirectly promoted through a pseudo review. As I was reading the customer reviews, I came across this thoroughly baffling string of words...

"Hello to all of you. I am Cari Hixon, the new Morton's salt girl. I have redesigned the packaging and put yellow rain pants on me, to bring up to date, also the package has rained etched all over container now. I would like to represent the Morton's salt company with a new name, Morton's, not Morton, and a real person behind the little girl, I know this was probably a real person, but I believe I would be better at it. This book that Richard wrote is fantastic, and I'm sure he would like to write a sequal with the new logo, which is the same but better, and with a real person behind it, with more rain and yellow rain pants, and a real person behind the new name Morton's, me, the salt girl, Cari Hixon"